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So you leaned over to that cute girl at The Phyrst and whispered, “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” and it didn’t go so smoothly. She probably laughed and then shimmied away to “go to the bathroom.”
And when you said, “Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you!” to that guy at Pickle’s, he smiled sympathetically then proceeded to down his beer and bolt to the door.
I’m not saying you lack game, and I’m not saying you’re unappealing. What I am saying is that you’re using the wrong pick-up lines. This isn’t amateur hour. This is Penn State. So throw away the cheesy pick up lines your weird uncle taught you. When in Rome State College, do as the Romans Penn Staters do.
Our first submission of pick up lines were fantastic. However, we need to stay up-to-date. Here are 32 new Stately pick-up lines to up your game.
So there you have it. Your weapon for mass flirting destruction. Go out, spread your blue and white wings, and make Penn Staters everywhere swoon.
(Disclaimer: Onward State is not responsible for any bodily harm that occurs as a result of uttering one of these lines.)
I’d like to thank my charming fellow writers and friends for their contributions to this post:
Anna Foley, Claire Going, Doug Leeson, Gabi Stevenson, Kaitlyn Dividock, Katie Klodowski, Matt Coleman, Sara Civian, Sean Gregory, Steffen Blanco, Tim Reams, Sean Dailey, Rachael Smalfus, and Kyle Mcgarry
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Current senior studying Advertising and Visual Arts, Carolyn has a passion for entertainment and music. She also loves photography, film, graphic design, social media, and all things in between. She’s the current Sony Music Marketing Representative for State College, so be sure to reach out to her with any local music scene questions, ideas, proposals, or if you just need someone to geek out about music with.
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